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Yorkshire Tea And A Pack O' Twenty

rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 




s00tball:

I just died.

unskinny:

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.

Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.

Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.




Anonymous Asked:
what kind of myths about female orgasm has your girlfriend proven?? because im calling bullshit unless you got proof

My answer:

goddamnbrokenphones:

fashionfictionandfire:

We’re keeping the videos to ourselves you dirty little thing ^^

hey anon 



hobbitkaiju:

pomme-poire-peche:

lookatthatfuckinganimal:

I like how this person is mildly annoyed.

Like oh darn there’s a frog on my head

Oh for Pete’s sake

actually given that this is David Attenborough, he’s probably delighted


f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Aliza Razell: Magic and Mystic Photography

Flickrock, Facebook

Massachusetts-based artist Aliza Razell creates tickling self-portraits that explore philosophical abstractions through the merged mediums of watercolour and photography. Using Photoshop, Razell unites the two mediums in her Anesidora (explorations of the Pandora’s Box myth) and Ikävä (the Finnish word meaning the feeling of longing) series.

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post



brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"




misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on



idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?


jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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Gabby. 16. Oxford.

Bring me drugs, tobacco and food, then maybe we'll be friends...






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